Mr. Janet Reno? I Think Mr. Janet

I'm Such A Lucky Guy. I've Been Able To Make My Own Decisions For My Own Life For The Last Fifty Years...or Sixty ... Well Maybe Not Sixty. Even Though I Think I Was Making My Own Decisions At The Tender Age Of Eight.

Nobody Is Going To Invest A Fortune Into Good Orchard Land, All The Farming Equipment Necessary, The Fertilizer, The Seedlings, The Nonstop Herculean Work Effort Needed To Grow Apples, Then Bring Them To The Fruit Stand For People To Take Home For Free.

I Take Really Good Care Of Myself. I Promised Myself Long Ago That I Would Never Miss A Hunting Season, Never Poison My Sacred Temple With Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Bad Food.

While I Now Own More Guns Than The 82nd Airborne, My First Gun Is Still The Most Important Gun I've Ever Owned.

To My Mind It Is Wholly Irresponsible To Go Into The World Incapable Of Preventing Violence, Injury, Crime, And Death. How Feeble Is The Mindset To Accept Defenselessness. How Unnatural. How Cheap. How Cowardly. How Pathetic.