Words Are Like Weapons; They Wound Sometimes.

I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In Town.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

Everyone's Got To Have A Dream... It's Not Reaching Your Dream That Counts. It's Going Toward Them.

Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.