I'm The Crazy Girly Captain, Remember?

Evolution Is A Theory With More Holes Than A Dutch Dam Of Swiss Cheese.

Waitress: "and To Drink?" Artemis: "spring Water. Irish, If You Have It. And No Ice, Please. As Your Ice Is No Doubt Made From Tap Water, Which Rather Defeats The Purpose Of Spring Water.

Don’t Feel Bad; I Regularly Reduce People To Unintelligible Stammers.

Listen To Me, Convict. I Have Not Traveled All This Way To Listen To Your War Stories. So Shut Your Trap Before I Shut It For You. Commander Julius Root

It's Like Learning To Ride A Unicorn. You Never Forget.