I'm Terminally Dissatisfied. That's Probably Part Of

Sometimes You Have To Fight In Order To Be Free.

The Idea That I Would Ever End Up On David Letterman Or Jay Leno Is Horrifying. I Am Such A Freak In Comparison To Most Other Twenty-five-year-old Guys. I Have No Idea What Other People Are Thinking. I’m Not Really In Touch.

The Purpose Of Life Is To Live Your Dreams, You Should Never Smother Your Wishes.

It’s Funny. I Don’t Like Onions But I Like Onion Rings. What’s Up With That?

I’m Not Insane, I’m Voluntarily Indifferent To Conventional Rationality.