It's Only A Movie, And, After All,

A Glimpse Into The World Proves That Horror Is Nothing Other Than Reality.

Fear Isn't So Difficult To Understand. After All, Weren't We All Frightened As Children? Nothing Has Changed Since Little Red Riding Hood Faced The Big Bad Wolf. What Frightens Us Today Is Exactly The Same Sort Of Thing That Frightened Us Yesterday. It's Just A Different Wolf. This Fright Complex Is Rooted In Every Individual.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

I'm Not Much Into Rear Window Ethics.

Actually, I Have No Regard For Money. Aside From Its Purchasing Power, It's Completely Useless As Far As I'm Concerned.