I'm Such A Wuss. But I Know

When I Started Watching Breaking Bad, I Binge-watched It. I Thought It Was So Good That I Started To Cry. It's The Only Time In My Life I've Been Completely Jealous, The Only Time. I Was Like, [imitates Crying] "i Want To Do What Bryan Cranston Gets To Do. I Want A Part Like That." [both Laugh] Isn't That Pathetic?

I Was Tall From Minute One. Always The Tallest Kid By A Large Margin. And My Fantasy Was To Take Up Less Space In The World.

I Meet Susan [saradon], And She Was Amazing. We Sit Down To Go Through The Script [thelma & Louise]. I Swear, I Think It Was Page One - She Says, "so My First Line, I Don't Think We Need That Line. Or We Could Put It On Page Two. Cut This ..." And I Was Just Like ... My Jaw Was To The Ground.

Any Movie You See, If Tom Cruise Is In An Action Movie Or Whatever It Is, The Avengers, There's Going To Be A Kick-ass Female Character. Usually One. And There's A Term For This, But I Don't Know What It Is. But Someone's Coined A Term Where There's One Female Character Who's Incredibly Tough And Strong And Just As Good As The Guys At Whatever It Is They’re Doing, And Usually Wearing Black, Skin-tight Clothes, And [she] Has No Personality Whatsoever, And Is Not Funny.

Are You Stupid Or Did You Just Take Lessons?