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I Cannot Bear Successful People Who Are Miserable.

Drunk All The Time, Feeling Fine On Elderberry Wine.

I Think People Should Be Free To Engage In Any Sexual Practices They Choose; They Should Draw The Line At Goats, Though.

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

I Do Work A Lot. I Mean, Most Of My Income, I Would Say, Comes From Live Performances. And Then You've Got Publishing, You've Got Record Royalties.