When Stars Collide, Like You And I,

The French Are Useless. They Can't Organize A Piss-up In A Brewery.

Someone Saved My Life Tonight, Sugar Bear, You Almost Had Your Hooks In Me, Didn't You Dear?

I Tour As Many Countries As Possible, And I've Toured Every State In America, Plus Every Province In Canada.

I Wasn't Involved In Anything. I Wasn't Out - You Know, I Know I Wasn't In Act Up. I Wasn't With Larry Kramer. I Wasn't By His Side. I Wasn't Saying What I Should Do, Because, By All Accounts, I Was A Drug Addict And An Alcoholic. And I Was Living In A Complete Bubble Of Self-absorption.

I Just Wish More Of My Fellow Queers Would Come Out Sometimes. It's Nice Out Here, You Know?