I'm So Bored Of All These Girls

What's So Brave About Being Bald? I've Not Fought For My Country Or Found The Cure For Cancer - I've Just Gone Out Without My Hat On!

When I Was Bald, I Went Through A Period Where I Seemed To Do Nothing Except Tv Programmes About Being Bald.

I Read In The Paper That I'd Slashed My Wrists. But I Didn't.

I'm A Mum, So My Wardrobe Consists Of Sweaters And Jeans. As Long As I Don't Leave The House Forgetting My Jeans, I Count That As A Fashion Success.

The Worst Thing Baldness Causes Is Loneliness.