Peter Pan, Prepare To Meet Thy Doom.

I'm Sixty-eight, I Cry Every Chance I Can.

There's A New Medical Crisis. Doctors Are Reporting That Many Men Are Having Allergic Reactions To Latex Condoms. They Say They Cause Severe Swelling. So What's The Problem?

I Feel Cheated Never Being Able To Know What It's Like To Get Pregnant, Carry A Child And Breast-feed.

In Terms Of The Stars, The Only Ones I Cast Were Billy Connolly And Pauline Collins. I Was In Los Angeles Working And A Lot Of This Took Place On The Telephone. I'd Met Maggie [smith] Once And I'd Come Back-stage, Which I'm Usually Loathe To Do Because As An Actor You Don't Want People Coming Back Because You Want To Get Home [laughs].

I Did Some Writing And Bought A Book, And Have Been Working On That As A Film To Act And Direct In.