I'm Sick Of All The Reasonable People:

Audacious Ribald: Your Laughter Will Finish In Hideous Boredom Before Morning.

The Ordinary Man Is An Anarchist. He Wants To Do As He Likes. He May Want His Neighbour To Be Governed, But He Himself Doesn't Want To Be Governed. He Is Mortally Afraid Of Government Officials And Policemen.

Morality Is Not Respectability.

The Difference Between A Lady And A Flower Girl Is Not How She Behaves, But How She’s Treated.

You Propound A Complicated Arithmetical Problem: Say Cubing A Number Containing Four Digits. Give Me A Slate And Half An Hour's Time, And I Can Produce A Wrong Answer.