If You Take Too Long In Deciding

Let A Short Act Of Parliament Be Passed, Placing All Street Musicians Outside The Protection Of The Law, So That Any Citizen May Assail Them With Stones, Sticks, Knives, Pistols Or Bombs Without Incurring Any Penalties.

I Don't Want To Talk Grammar. I Want To Talk Like A Lady.

Vulgarity Is A Necessary Part Of A Complete Author's Equipment; And The Clown Is Sometimes The Best Part Of The Circus.

Taxes Are The Chief Business Of A Conqueror Of The World.

I Object To Publishers: The One Service They Have Done Me Is To Teach Me To Do Without Them. They Combine Commercial Rascality With Artistic Touchiness And Pettishness, Without Being Either Good Business Men Or Fine Judges Of Literature.