I'm Shameless, And I Love A Pun.

Someone Told Me Once That Lucinda Williams Takes Six Years Between Albums, And That's What Stuck To Me; It's Like, You Really Are A Factory. You Don't Do Things To Make Them, On Your Own Time.

I Just Like Food Too Much, And I Don't Want To Change. I Spent So Much Of Childhood Trying To Change, And I Just Got Sick Of It ... I Don't Want To Look Like Britney Spears, I Just Don't Want To. She's Hideous.

The Black Bubble Dress Is A Must! The Leggings Are Absolutely Amazing Too, They Fit Perfectly And Let You Breath When Still Being Super High-waisted. They Are Everything And So Easy To Pair Anything With.

For Me The Greatest Revenge Of All Is Having A Happy Adulthood, Waking Up In My Gorgeous Turquoise Bedroom In The Morning Beside A Person Who Really Inspires Me. That's The Best Revenge A Girl-loving-girl From The Bible Belt Could Possibly Have. And, Importantly, It's Healthy.

You Know, Either I'm Too Fat Or I'm Flavour Of The Month. I Don't Feel Either, But Maybe I'm Both, Who Knows?