I'm Responding To The Will Of The

Invent Nothing, Deny Nothing, Speak Up, Stand Up, Stay Out Of School.

I Look Back On My Liberal Political Beliefs With A Sort Of Wonder - As Another Exercise In Self-involvement - Rewarding Myself For Some Superiority I Could Not Logically Describe.

Opportunity May Knock, But It Seldom Nags.

My Idea Of Perfect Happiness Is A Healthy Family, Peace Between Nations, And All The Critics Die.

Being A Writer In Hollywood Is Like Going To Hitler's Eagle Nest With A Great Idea For A Bar Mitzvah.