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I Look Back On My Liberal Political Beliefs With A Sort Of Wonder - As Another Exercise In Self-involvement - Rewarding Myself For Some Superiority I Could Not Logically Describe.

Fun Is What You Do For Yourself. If Somebody Else Does It, It's Entertainment.

Anyone Ever Lost In The Wild Knows That Nature Wants You Dead.

Listen, Here's The Thing About An English Degree - If You Sat Somebody Down And Asked Them To Make A List Of The Writers They Admire Over The Last Hundred Years, See How Many Of Them Got A Degree In English.

Put. That Coffee. Down. Coffee's For Closers Only.