I'm Related To The Portrait Painter George

Laughter Is The Valve On The Pressure Cooker Of Life. Either You Laugh And Suffer, Or You Got Your Beans Or Brains On The Ceiling.

There's Always A Little Bit Of Heaven, Even In A Disaster Area.

Keep Your Sense Of Humor, My Friend; If You Don't Have A Sense Of Humor It Just Isn't Funny Anymore.

Well, This Week For Example, I Was Just In Los Angeles Making A Documentary For German Television On Whales. They Had Tried To Get Me In England Where They Missed Me.

I Was At The 1976 Republican Convention In Kansas City. I Was Running 'nobody For President' At The Time. I Printed Up These Press Releases And Handed Them Out To The Crowd At The Kemper Arena. 'nobody Keeps Campaign Promises.' 'nobody Lowers Your Taxes.' 'nobody Should Have That Much Power.' 'nobody Is In Washington Working For You.'