The Whole Earth Is In Jail And

I'm Related To The Portrait Painter George Romney.

I Was At The 1976 Republican Convention In Kansas City. I Was Running 'nobody For President' At The Time. I Printed Up These Press Releases And Handed Them Out To The Crowd At The Kemper Arena. 'nobody Keeps Campaign Promises.' 'nobody Lowers Your Taxes.' 'nobody Should Have That Much Power.' 'nobody Is In Washington Working For You.'

The 90's Are The 60's Standing On Their Head.

You Aren't What You Eat - You Are What You Don't Poop.

A Clown I Knew Who Was Retiring From Ringling Brothers Gave Me His Giant Shoes, And Somebody Else Made Me A Clown Suit.