I'm Really Happy To Be A Mom,

I Would Argue That The Uncomfortable Feelings She Elicits Are Simply The By-product Of Watching A Woman Wanting And Taking Like A Man.

It’s Nice To Be Liked, But It’s Better By Far To Get Paid.

Isn't This The Best Part Of Breakin' Up? Finding Someone Else You Can't Get Enough Of. Someone Who Wants To Be With You, Too.

And, You Know, I Still Haven't Been Contacted By Mick Jagger, Either!

When I Was Young, I Used To Need Other People's Albums And I Got Very Involved With Their Music And It Meant A Lot To Me.