I'm Really Happy To Be A Mom,

Madonna Is The Speedboat, And The Rest Of Us Are Just The Go-gos On Water Skis.

I'm Really Happy To Be A Mom, And I'm Proud Of The Phase I'm In.

The License Said You Had To Stick Around Until I Was Dead, But If You're Tired Of Looking At My Face I Guess I Already Am.

I Grew Up With A Lot Of Brothers And Male Cousins, So I Had To Worm My Way In To Get Heard. But That's Sort Of What Excites Me.

I Would Argue That The Uncomfortable Feelings She Elicits Are Simply The By-product Of Watching A Woman Wanting And Taking Like A Man.