I'm Really Happy To Be A Mom,

Young Kids Don't Have Their Identity, So Everything Is So Important. Now I'm Mature. I Know Who I Am And I Know What My Thing Is And I Know What I'm Bringing. It's Very Clear And Defined.

I Wear Clothes That Most People In The Midwest Would Probably Deem Inappropriate At My Age. And I Rock A Bikini All Summer Long. I Know That It's Not Normal, But I Just Don't Care. I Live Once.

And, You Know, I Still Haven't Been Contacted By Mick Jagger, Either!

I Always Give The Encore Over To Chaos, So People Can Yell Out Requests And I Can Hack My Way Through A Song That I Don't Really Know Anymore.

I Just Want To Hear The True Voices Of Women Self-expressing - Smart Ones, Stupid Ones, Ugly Ones, Beautiful Ones, Good Ones, Bad Ones, Fat Ones, Thin Ones, All Of It - Until The Profound Silence That Has Resounded Throughout History Is Filled With A Healthy Chorus Coming From Our Side Of The Aisle.