I'm Quite Introverted But I'm Not Shy.

The Best Anyone Can Do Is Breathe In, Breathe Out And Wait For It To Pass.

I'd Rather Eat Nothing Than Eat A Carrot.

I Rang My Mother To Thank Her For Giving Birth To Me And She Said, "what Choice Had I? You Were In There, How Else Were You Going To Get Out?

My Mother Is The Best Storyteller. And Her Mother Was Too.

I Never Wear Flats. My Shoes Are So High That Sometimes When I Step Out Of Them, People Look Around In Confusion And Ask, "where'd She Go?" And I Have To Say, "i'm Down Here.