I'm Quite A Compulsive Person-i Only Worked

You Should Be As Alive As You Can, Until You're Totally Dead!

I Have Tried... Believe Me, I Have Tried To Like Rap Music. It Makes Me Feel So Very, Very Old. I Have Tried To Get Home With The Downies.

The Characters Can't Be Wittier Than People Are In Real Life. They Have To Be Character Witty.

Then You Get These Articles About How Unhealthy Life Is In The City. You Know; Mobile Phone Tumours - Far More Likely In The City. Well You Know What, So Is Everything Else! Including Sex, Coffee And Conversation.

You Exaggerate Your Own Reactions.