I'm Quietly Becoming New York's Premiere Actor.

Well... You Know, I Would Wake Up With A Terrible Hangover In A Jail Somewhere And Worst Part Was That I Would Not Know Why I Was There.

I'm Not A Big Method Actor. I'm Much More Superficial.

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.

The Ancient Greeks Were The First Ones To Say An Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living. They Don't Tell You Of Course What We Found Out, An Examined Life Not That Fascinating Either.

Stand-up Is Live, So I'm Used To Being Live For Most Of My Career. It's Interesting.