I'm Pretty, But I'm Not Beautiful.

There Isn't Anybody That Looks Like Me Without Clothes On.

There Are Many Times When A Woman Will Ask Another Girl Friend How She Likes Her New Hat. She Will Reply, 'fine,' But Slap Her Hand To Her Forehead The Minute The Girl Leaves To Yipe, 'what A Horror!'

They've Said I Want To Direct Pictures. I Couldn't Direct Traffic.

Friends Accept You The Way You Are.

It’s Easier To Look Sexy When You’re Thinking Of One Man In Particular.