There Are No Unsavable Souls.

I Discovered Rock'n'roll. You Could Go Round Europe In A Van With Your Best Mates, Drinking Beer, Smoking Dope And Screwing Chicks.

I Got Rabies Shots For Biting The Head Off A Bat But That's Ok - The Bat Had To Get Ozzy Shots.

You Gotta Be Really Careful What You Bite Off. Don't Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. It's A Dangerous World.

Chocolate Thickens The Saliva, Which Isn't Good News If You've Gotta Recite Shakespeare Or Sing Iron Man. Having Said That, You're Not Supposed To Drink Tea Either But I Still Do Before Gigs. It's Not Very Rock And Roll, But It's Like A Magic Potion To Me.

We Were Always Told We Were One Step Behind Deep Purple, One Step Behind Led Zeppelin, One Step Behind Everybody. Our Manager Didn't Want To Let Us Know How Popular We Were. It's Only After We Did Ozzfest That People Started Telling Me Stuff. I Thought They Were Taking The Piss. People Would Come Up To Me And Go, "respect."