I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm

If The Money's Right, I'll Do A Film.

Even Though People Say Richard Harris And I Have Been Having A Great Feud, It's Not True.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.