I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

Life Shouldn't Be About Sitting Around Staring At Frosted Glass. Life Should Be Lived And That's All There Is To It.

I Wouldn't Like To See A Chick Of Mine Taking Her Clothes Off And Kissing A Fellow On Screen. And My Girls Must Get Very Hurt When They See Me Doing It.