I'm Only A Beer Teetotaller, Not A

The Person I Miss Most Is The One I Could Have Been.

My Religious Convictions And Scientific Views Cannot At Present Be More Specifically Defined Than As Those Of A Believer In Creative Revolution. I Desire That No Public Monument Or Work Of Art Or Inscription Or Sermon Or Ritual Service Commemorating Me Shall Suggest That I Accepted The Tenets Peculiar To Any Established Church Or Denomination Nor Take The Form Of A Cross Or Any Other Instrument Of Torture Or Symbol Of Blood Sacrifice.

One Man That Has A Mind And Knows It Can Always Beat Ten Men Who Haven't And Don't.

Suppose The World Were Only One Of God's Jokes, Would You Work Any The Less To Make It A Good Joke Instead Of A Bad One?

The Man Who Writes About Himself And His Own Time Is The Only Man Who Writes About All People And About All Time.