I'm Only A Beer Teetotaller, Not A

I Can't Talk Religion To A Man With Bodily Hunger In His Eyes.

Marriage Is The Most Licentious Of Human Institutions.

Better Never Than Late.

When A Bishop At The First Shot Abandons The Worship Of Christ And Rallies His Flock Round The Altar Of Mars, He May Be Acting Patriotically... But That Does Not Justify Him In Pretending...that Christ Is, In Effect, Mars.

I Was Convinced That Ceylon Is The Cradle Of The Human Race Because Everybody There Looks An Original. All Other Nations Are Obviously Mass Produced.