I'm On My High School Football Team

When You Stop Drinking, You Have To Deal With This Marvelous Personality That Started You Drinking In The First Place.

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.

Those Of Manhattan Are The Brokers On Wall Street And They Talk Of People Who Went To The Same Colleges; Those From Queens Are Margin Clerks In The Back Offices And They Speak Of Friends Who Live In The Same Neighborhood.

I Always React To News Immediately. That's My Business.

Marvelous Marv Was Holding Down First Base. This Is Like Saying Willie Sutton Works At Your Bank.