I Am Grandiose Because I Live A

It's Not About The Big Deal You Struck That Day, It's Not About The New Car, It's Not About The Obvious Stuff. It's About That Little Introspective Moment You Had In The Middle Of All That. Those Are Moments Between The Moments, And That's Where Life Is.

I'm Here And I'm Ready. They're Not. Bring It.

I Dare Anyone To Spend 10 Years In The Laugh-track That Is Chuck Lorre's Hive Of Oppression And Not Suffer Some Form Of An Emotional Tsunami.

I Just Didn't Believe I Was Like Everybody Else. I Thought I Was Unique.

For Now, I'm Just Going To Hang Out With These Two Smoking Hotties And Fly Privately Around The World. It Might Be Lonely Up Here, But I Sure Like The View.