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Part Of The Pleasure Of Being Alive Is The Knowledge That You're Not Dead Yet.

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.

When People Say “clean As A Whistle”, They Forget That A Whistle Is Full Of Spit.

The Future Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past.

The Christians Are Coming To Get You, And They Are Not Pleasant People.