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By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.

I Really Haven't Seen This Many People In One Place Since They Took Group Photographs Of All The Criminals And Lawbreakers In The Ronald Reagan Administration.

There Was A Built-in Audience For The Rebel In Me That Had Been All Along Not Expressing Himself.

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I Went Through The Usual Stages: Imp, Rascal, Scalawag, Whippersnapper. And, Of Course, After That It's Just A Small Step To Full-blown Sociopath.