I'm Offended By The Is-ought Fallacy, Which

Dogs Have Boundless Enthusiasm But No Sense Of Shame. I Should Have A Dog As A Life Coach.

The Moment That You Impose Your Will On Another Person Or Animal, That's When We Are Allowed To Say You Have Committed An Ethical Breach.

I Honestly Haven't Thought Much About What To Play And Where, Perhaps I Should...it Seems Like Most Musicians Are Better At That Than I Am.

When I Went To University, I Was A Philosophy Major, But Because I'm Not Very Bright I Chose To Study Philosophy At A Performing Arts School, Maybe Because The Philosophy Program There Wasn't Too Rigorous Or Challenging.

I Read The New Testament, Specifically The Gospels And I Was Struck At Their Divinity, Feeling That Humans Could Not Have Figured This Out On Their Own. We're Just Not Bright Enough.