I'm Obsessed With Coffee. My Doctor Says

I've Always Been A Horror Fan! Ever Since I Can Vastly Remember, And I Think It's Because I Was So Terrified Of Monsters And Ghosts As A Kid That I Had To Sleep In Front Of My Parents Room Until I Was 12.

I Love Polite People, Late September, Weeping Mortar, And My Fantastic Fands (fans/friends)

At My Sexiest, I Look Like An Androgenous Muppet.

I Look A Little Like Beaker. I Think I'm A Cross Between Beaker And The Count. My Hair Looks Like Oscar The Grouch. It's Muppety Hair.

I've Seen So Many Beautiful Curvy Women Gain Success In Hollywood And Then Wither Into Bobble Headed Stick Figures In Some Grotesque Attempt To Fit A Revolting Hollywood Trend. I Like Real Women, Not The Broomsticks That Hollywood Has Been Selling Lately.