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Children Should Be Taught To Question Everything . . . Everything They Read And Everything They Hear.

I Finally Accepted Jesus. Not As My Personal Savior, But As A Man I Intend To Borrow Money From.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

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When Thomas Edison Worked Late Into The Night On The Electric Light, He Had To Do It By Gas Lamp Or Candle. I'm Sure It Made The Work Seem That Much More Urgent.