I'm Not Worried About What's Going To

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Baby. I've Always Loved Children. I Used To Work Summers At The Ymca And Be In Charge Of, Like, 30 Preschool Kids. I Knew That When I Had A Child, I'd Be Overwhelmed, And It's True... I Can't Tell You How Much My Attitude Has Changed Since We've Got Frances. Holding My Baby Is The Best Drug In The World.

If I Went To Jail, At Least I Wouldn't Have To Sign Autographs.

I’m Not Mad. I’m In A Perfectly Happy Mood, You Asshole.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

If My Eyes Could Show My Soul,everyone Would Cry When They Saw Me Smile.