I'm Not The Greatest; I'm The Double

You Don't Want No Pie In The Sky When You Die, You Want Something Here On The Ground While You're Still Around.

I Should Be A Postage Stamp, Because That's The Only Way I'll Ever Get Licked. I'm Beautiful. I'm Fast. I'm So Mean I Make Medicine Sick. I Can't Possibly Be Beat.

I'm Going To Show You How Great I Am!

I Have A Radar Built Inside Me To Avoid Punches

The Man Of Least Capacity Is The One Who Shows Himself Incapable Of Self-correction.