I'm Not The Betting Kind.

So If Hillary [clinton] Is Elected President, It Will Make History In Two Ways. She'll Be The First Woman President. And Bill Clinton, He'll Be The First Man And The First Former President To Return To The White House In The Capacity Of Spouse.

I Thought It Was Interesting When [bill Clinton] Said, I Married My Best Friend, Because People Are Always Asking, What Is The Nature Of Their Marriage.

One Of The Things Donald Trump Has Criticized Hillary [clinton] For Is Discrediting Women Who Said They'd Had Affairs Or Been Sexually Harassed By Her Husband.

There's So Much Kind Of Bureaucracy Involved With The Whole Concept Of Net Neutrality And Like Technical Stuff.

An Interesting Difference Between African-american Humor And Jewish Humor, In It's Kind Of Basic Or Maybe Most Austere Type Form Is, African-american Humor, Some Of It Comes Out Of Playing The Dozens In Which You Insult The Other Person Or Insult The Other Person's Mother, And So Much Of Jewish Humor Is Like, You're Insulting Yourself. It's Totally Self-deprecating.