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The [bernie] Sanders Campaign Said You Might Be Suppressing The Vote By Doing This 'cause People In Those States Might Decide To Stay Home, That Their Vote Doesn't Count.

My Parents Were Pretty Open About A Lot Of Things, Especially My Mom. And Any Kind Of Little Crazy Thing I Was Into, She Was Very Supportive Of. You Know, Whether It Was Bmx Bike Racing Or Being In The Boy Scouts Or Surfing Or Anything Else, She Always Seemed To Sort Of Support It. And I Think It's Because She Was An Immigrant And That Idea Of Sort Of Having Her Kids Be Able To Have Access To Their Dreams And Whatever They Wanted To Follow Was Very Important To Her.

Dad Mistook - For Some Reason Unbeknownst To Me - He Mistook His Family For A Platoon Of Marines. I Mean, He - The Exact Same Thing He Brought To The Disciplining Of A Squadron, A Battalion, A Platoon, He Brought To The Disciplining Of His Children. He Ran The House - He Had Saturday Morning Inspections For Us, He Had White-glove Inspections For Us As Kids.

A Lot Of The Things That We Think Of As Being Racial Differences Are Really Class Differences In America.

An Interesting Difference Between African-american Humor And Jewish Humor, In It's Kind Of Basic Or Maybe Most Austere Type Form Is, African-american Humor, Some Of It Comes Out Of Playing The Dozens In Which You Insult The Other Person Or Insult The Other Person's Mother, And So Much Of Jewish Humor Is Like, You're Insulting Yourself. It's Totally Self-deprecating.