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I've Always Been A Bit Of An Orphan, Because Actors Say, 'well, He's More Of A Dancer.' And Dancers Say, 'no. He's Really A Singer.' And Singers Say, 'no. He's An Actor.'

I Was Always In Show Business But In Many Ways Was Not Really Of Show Business. I Didn't Move In Show Business Circles, Particularly, Still Don't Do It.

I Can't Work With My Brother Without Laughing.

One Day In '61, I Was Looking In The Santa Monica Phone Book For A Number, And There It Was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue In Santa Monica. I Went Over There And Spent The Afternoon With Them. And Pumped Him With Questions. I Must Have Driven Him Crazy. I Spent A Lot Of Happy Hours At Stan's House On Sundays Just Talking About Comedy.

I Found Out Retirement Means Playing Golf, Or I Don't Know What The Hell It Means. But To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Have Fun Doing.