I'm Not Quite As Much Of A

I Worked Nightclubs All Through My 20s, And I Was A Teetotaler.

When I Get Some Budding Young Comic Who'll Come Up To Me And Say, 'what Was It Like To Do It In Those Days?' I Try To Be As Gracious To Him As Stan Laurel Was To Me.

I Have Also Heard And Read Various Accounts Of Why They [sheldon Leonard And Carl Reiner] Liked Me. My Favorites? I Wasn't Too Good-looking, I Walked A Little Funny, And I Was Basically Kind Of Average And Ordinary. I Guess My Lack Of Perfection Turned Out To Be A Winning Hand. Let That Be A Lesson For Future Generations.

I'm Not A Loner. I Have To Have A Life Partner.

Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter, But It Doesn't Bother Me At All.