Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter, But It

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.

I Was The Worst Game Show Host That Ever Lived, And I Knew It.

I Sing All Day. And It's Good For You. Good For Your Vocal Cords.

10 Years Ago, I Would've Host Saturday Night Live. But To Me, The Show Has Declined. For Some Reason, Humor Isn't What It Was. It Just, To Me, It's Not As Funny As It Was, Not As Sharply Satirical.

My Favorite Unknown Movie Is 'the Comic.'