I'm Not Politically Correct.

And All I Knew About Drugs Was What I Read In Magazines Like Time And Life. I Learned That Marijuana Was A Dangerous Addictive Drug And That I Should Stay Away From It.

Scientists Are Doing An Awful Lot Of Damage To The World In The Name Of Helping It. I Don't Mind Attacking My Own Fraternity Because I Am Ashamed Of It.

Science Grows Like A Weed Every Year.

I've Been Writing About My Boyhood, When I Was A Little Kid Back On My Grandfather's Farm Where We Didn't Know About Black Widow Spiders Or All That Stuff. But Writing About That Is So Easy.

Global Warmers Predict That Global Warming Is Coming, And Our Emissions Are To Blame. They Do That To Keep Us Worried About Our Role In The Whole Thing. If We Aren't Worried And Guilty, We Might Not Pay Their Salaries. It's That Simple.