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The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler

I'm A Horse Of A Man!

In The Olden Days I Always Got The Impression That Tvr Built A Car, Put It On Sale, And Then Found Out How It Handled. Usually When One Of Their Customers Wrote To The Factory Complaining About How Dead He Was.

Like Many Men, I Can Never Find Anything That I'm Looking For, Even When I'm Actually Looking At It. In A Fridge, I Think Milk Is Actually Invisible To The Male Eye. And So, It Turns Out, Are Dirty Great Holes In The Fence.

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.