I'm Not One For Sightseeing Or Going

My Mum's Always On At Me To Have Children And Blames 'that Stupid Stage Thing You Do' For Me Not Already Having A Family.

I Just Have An Inability To Lie.

I Was Mainly Raised By A Working Mum Who Didn't Have Much Time Or Inclination For Making Food. So I Had Three Or Four Basic Meals: Fish Fingers And A Tomato; A Packet Scotch Egg And A Tomato; Pasta With A Tin Of Tomatoes; And Extra Mild Plastic-y Cheddar Chopped Into Cubes With Bits Of Cucumber.

I'm Really Into Food; It's One Of My Favourite Things - Everything From Potato Waffles To Lobster.

I'm Surrounded By Friends And Family Who Are Not That Impressed By Celebrity. They Don't Have Any Problem Telling Me I'm Acting Like An Idiot Or I'm Not That Funny.