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Don't Worry About Making Friends; Don't Worry About Making Enemies. Worry About Winning, Because If You Win, Your Enemies Can't Hurt You, And If You Lose, Your Friends Can't Stand You.

In My Lifetime, I May Have Put Too Much Emphasis On Winning, Because Here I Am An Old Man And The Only Fun I've Had Is Winning, And That's Ridiculous.

I Want To Make Sure I Don't Interfere With The Success Of That Team Next Year. I Don't See Any Way I Could Go To Practice Like Most Of 'em Do, And Not Hurt The Team. I'd Go Nuts If I Tried Doing That.

If You Want To Walk The Heavenly Streets Of Gold, You Gotta Know The Password, "roll, Tide, Roll!"

I Don't Have Any Ideas; My Coaches Have Them. I Just Pass The Ideas On And Referee The Arguments.