I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not

I Don't Think I'm Kind Of Universally Known. I Think In The Indie World I'm Probably Better Known Than In Some Mainstream Hollywood Terms.

I Like The British Public. There Is Something In This Country Called Tall Poppy Syndrome. You're Good But You're Not That Good, Pal, Ok? The Natural State Of Our Nation Is Slightly Miserable, And Probably The Healthier For It. In America You Don't Get A Key Down The Side Of Your Bentley.

The British Often Shy Away From Any Cinematic Interpretation Of Real Sex. They Sometimes Have What I Call "subtle Sex," Which Is Really Introspective And Has Soft Music In The Background. Either That Or It's Played For Comedy. The British Are Kind Of Hung Up About Sex. They Find It Kind Of Titillating And They Make Jokes About It Because They're Nervous.

Two Fat Ladies, 88! Not That You'd Find These Ladies At A Bingo Hall, Of Course... They're Altogether A Higher Class Of Fat Lady.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.