I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds

I Think We All Have A Slightly Gay Gene Inside Us, Don't We? It Might Be 0.00001 Per Cent As Mine Is, Or One Per Cent As Yours Is.

All Drama Teachers Are Very Effusive, Very Emotionally Open, Very Big, And Gesticulate A Lot, And Are Very Physical. Those People Don't Work In Banks And They Don't Work For Pharmaceutical Companies. They Teach Drama, Or They May Be Theatre Directors. That's Why I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.

It Is Not True That Sex Degrades Women... If It Is Any Good.

I Never Had Any Desire To Be Famous. I Find People Who Do Really Sad. I Genuinely Feel Sorry For Them Because There Is Nothing Of Substancein Their Lives. I Am Happy When I Am Writing Or Performing. Not When I Sit There Being "famous". I Like Recognition For My Work, But Not Recognition For Being "that Bloke Off The Telly". It Is Genuinely Humbling When A Woman Comes Up To Me, As Someone Did Recently, To Say She Wanted To Commit Suicide After Her Husband Died, And My Show Cheered Her Up And Made Her Feel Better. That's Great.

The Important Thing Is Not To Be Defined By What Others Think Of You.