I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.

Even When I'm Trying To Be Straightforward And Honest And My Comments Are Innocent, Inevitably They Get Turned Into Something Sort Of Salacious.

There Are A Lot Of Guys Who Think That If They Show Weakness Or Vulnerability They're Not Sexy Anymore Or Attractive. In My Opinion, You Can't Be Too Open Or Too Gentle Or Kind Or Sensitive. If You Really Want To Work On A Relationship And Have One That Lasts, You Have To Be Willing To Go Deep Into Human Psychology And Emotion. If You Don't Want To Go There, You Can Be A Serial Dater, And I Guess That's Okay, But If You Want A Relationship With A Woman, You Have To Be Introspective And Look At Yourself And Your Family And Where You've Been And Where You're Going.

I'm Smart And I Can Be Really Funny And Interesting And I Can Go Toe-to-toe With Anybody In A Conversation.

I'm Not A 'sexy' 'beautiful' Woman. It Takes A Lot Of Work To Make Me Look Like A Girl.