I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A

It's Nice, When The Lights Come Up At The End Of The Movie, To Not Be Like, "what Did I Just Watch?"

I'm Wearing Pants, For F---'s Sake. Lay Off. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm A F---ing Lead Miner. There Are Harder Jobs In The World. But When People Feel The Freedom To Create Tumblr Accounts About My C---, I Feel Like That Wasn't Part Of The Deal ... But Whatever. I Guess It's Better Than Being Called Out For The Opposite.

I've Always Had Weird Hair, And It's Never Looked Good.

It's Hard To Describe To People How Terrible It Was When You Could Only Watch Cartoons At A Certain Time In Your Life. But No, I Would Watch All Of Them - The Warner Bros. Cartoons And The Bugs Bunnys And Then The Tex Avery Stuff. Looking Back On It, They Were So Incredibly Subversive For Their Time. You'd Think, "oh, They're Just Making Jokes And This Or That." But When You Watch Them As An Adult, You Think, "oh No, They Were Talking About Some Pretty Deep Stuff."

I've Gotten Away With A Lot In My Life. The Older You Get The More You Realize You're Not Getting Away With It, It's Taking Its Toll Somewhere. So You Try Not To Put Yourself In Those Situations. Part Of The Mysterious Process Called Growing Up. Some People Do That Better Than Others