I'm Not Cheap, You Understand, I'm Just

Underneath That Rude Exterior, You've Got A Heart Of Gold.

Self Destroyer, Wreck Your Health, Destroy Friends, Destroy Yourself. The Time Device Of Self Destruction, Lies, Confusion, Start Eruption.

Arty Farty, You'll Never Fool Your Aunt, Who Knew You Picked Your Nose And Wet Your Pants.

Rudolf Valentino Looks Very Much Alive And He Looks Up Ladies Dresses As They Sadly Pass Him By.

I Am The Image Maker, I Am The Magic Maker, I Can Turn The Most Ordinary Man In The World Into A Star.