I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate

I Have A No-apology Policy.

I Also Don't Have A Desire To Be On The A-list. I Feel More People Can Relate To The D-list Than The A-list.

Pretty Much Everywhere I Go, I'm Pretty Much Thinking I'm Going To Be Bounced. I Am Still The Outsider Who Snuck Into The Party. I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

I Did Feel Very Sexy And Desirable. Those Prisoners Looked At Me Like No Man Ever Did. I Don't Care How Many People They Killed.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.