I'm Not Afraid Of Death, But I'm

When I Get To Heaven I'm Gonna Find The Guy In Charge Of The Weather And Kick His Rear.

I Don't Want To Write An Autobiography Because I Would Become Public Property With No Privacy Left.

I May Contradict Myself, But At Least I Don't Contradict Myself.

Because There Is A Law Such As Gravity, The Universe Can And Will Create Itself From Nothing.

There Should Be A Better Way To Start A Day Than Waking Up Every Morning.