I'm Not A Lesbian! I Hate Men

Doing Actual Comedic Material Is Just About The Most Joyful Endeavor Ever. That's The Truth. The Only Time It's Not Funny Is When Business Gets In The Way.

The Fact Of The Matter Is That Everybody Treats Me Pretty Much As One Of The Boys, Which I Take As A Great Compliment

I’m About To Enter A National Ass-kicking Contest. With No Legs. And A Massive Ass.

Even My Great Grand-mother Did Impressions

If I Have Chocolate Around, I Will Eat It. I Love It, I Love It, I Love It. I Like A Piece Every Day.