Even My Great Grand-mother Did Impressions

I'd Like To Begin By Thanking The Members Of The Hollywood Foreign Press For This Golden Globe.

Doing Actual Comedic Material Is Just About The Most Joyful Endeavor Ever. That's The Truth. The Only Time It's Not Funny Is When Business Gets In The Way.

New York Is Nice, But I Don't Like It As Much As I Used To.

If You Feel Rooted In Your Home And Family, If You're Active In Your Community, There's Nothing More Empowering. The Best Way To Make A Difference In The World Is To Start By Making A Difference In Your Own Life.

When I Got Pregnant My Foot Grew, But I Was Denying It. I've Been Denying It For Three Years