I'm Not A Great Poetry Fan.

Starbucks Is Spreading Like A Cancer.

Listen, In England People Are Already Writing Their Memoirs At The Age Of 23.

Authority Figures Are So Irritating. Because They Always Tell You To Do Things For Reasons That Aren't Very Good. That Sums Up What Authority Is About For Me.

It's Amazing The Clarity That Comes With Psychotic Jealousy.

Why Are Men Talking About What Clothes They're Wearing? It's So Unmanly, I Think. It's Like Versailles Before The Revolution, Without The Style.